smeg tip

The japs eye, the bit of the penis piss and jizz comes out.

Was wanking real hard looking at the smeg tip, it winked and next thing I jizzed in my eye.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

tip

tip basically means jumping someone

OH SHIT THEM TWO BIG BITCHES JUST TIPPED ON THAT LIL ASS GIRL

by lai. May 27, 2021

flakey tip

when your semen dries up inside the tip of your penis, causing excruciating pain.

So Ed, Whats wrong?

Well doc, I got a flakey tip you see.

Oh shit. I see why you booked an emergency appointment.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

Two-Tipped Jägerbomb

When two homies insert a shot of jagermeister into their urethras (to absorb it through the bloodstream directly) then pee into the mouth of a third homie who then swallows it with a chaser of a redbull.

Last night we only had a little bit of Jägermeister left so we had to do the ole Two-Tipped Jägerbomb to make sure we all got drunk.

by Sable Muntington May 7, 2025

Cow Tipping

Push her off the bed. While she is stunned, fuck her in the ass.

Last night Dan went cow tipping on Angie. She was very stunned.

by Kazrat March 18, 2022

I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left & Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

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I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left & Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

no tip zone

While visiting an establishment of high quality, a man can be close enough to the stage to see, however far enough that a dollar bill cannot physically be thrown and make it to the intended target. Mostly applies to pop up locations with a straight barrier. Talladega Blvd prime example.

Let’s go see this hot stripper

But I’m running light tonight.

No problem, we’ll be at the no tip zone. Tips aren’t expected as they can’t make it to the dancer.

by Degablvd April 3, 2024