Tobias Thunder Thighs

Tobias Thunder Thighs is one of the most exquisite being to walk the Earth.
He is basically like a god with the most powerful, muscular, brawny, sturdy, strapping, hefty, burly, robust, fit, athletic, vigorous, rugged, impregnable, impenetrable, inviolable, and unassailable thighs in the Omniverse.

"Whoa look at Tobias Thunder Thighs!
Did you ask him out yet?"
"Sorry did you say something? I was too busy looking at Tobias' Thunder Thighs."

by miminoto April 30, 2021

Thundering longhorn

When you’re making a sexy time and you yell “stampede” and 5 or more of your buddies jump out of the closet naked

“Hey baby, you ready for a thundering longhorn? STAMPEDE!!”

by Z3RO_LAS May 9, 2021

thunder blanket

1. When you let loose a rumbler under the blanket.
2. A Queen fart under the blanket.
3. A weighted blanket that doesn't let farts out.

My dog makes sure I get a thunder blanket every night.

by ChanManIndy May 15, 2021

Chocolate Thunder

When you're getting brutally fucked by a dark skinned toned man

'Oh yeah he getting that chocolate thunder "Says Atticus

"He definitely is" Says Dayshun

by Amity1 August 19, 2024

War Thunder

a free to play game in which you enter a long standing relationship , except your partner beats you with a stick and abuses you every single day

i hate War Thunder i want to cry

by akljfakljgklajklvnan November 26, 2024

thunder fucker

when you call someone a fucker but with the power of Zeus

THUNDER FUCKER! "man gets fried by electricity"

by alionzaa December 29, 2024

Thunder Buddies

An exclusive club founded by fathers with kids that play for Minnesota Thunder Academy. The Thunder Buddies get together and drink beer while their children practice soccer. A prospective member of the club must be approved by the two-person board before being accepted. As of January 2025, the club consists of two members.

Ben: Does your daughter have practice tonight?

Andy: Yes, at 5:30PM
Ben: Mine too. Thunder Buddies unite!

by AT Spence January 10, 2025