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brazilian thunder

Brazilian Thunder is the sound created when a native Brazilian performs the doggy style maneuver on his mating partner.
I heard Joses Brazilian thunder from three miles away as he went at it with Magdalena.
by DerpingDemon December 30, 2016
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Thunder bolt toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe. Science.
I have an oddly shaped foot because I have a thunder bolt toe.
by Car ro November 9, 2017
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Tobias Thunder Thighs

Tobias Thunder Thighs is one of the most exquisite being to walk the Earth.
He is basically like a god with the most powerful, muscular, brawny, sturdy, strapping, hefty, burly, robust, fit, athletic, vigorous, rugged, impregnable, impenetrable, inviolable, and unassailable thighs in the Omniverse.
"Whoa look at Tobias Thunder Thighs!
Did you ask him out yet?"
"Sorry did you say something? I was too busy looking at Tobias' Thunder Thighs."
by miminoto April 30, 2021
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Thunder in Paradise

Damn, look at the ass on her, she’s got a little thunder in paradise.
by CespedesWildBoar February 18, 2020
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Ass-thunder

Ass thunder is when you bearly make it to the bathroom, to take a #2. So the lightning is the seat hitting the toilet bowl, the thunder is you releasing your guts.
I had to sprint to the bathroom, the person next to me probably experienced the worst ass-thunder, they have have ever come across.
by alphawolfgrim April 6, 2023
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Thunder Cunt

A teacher who is a big ass bitch that no one likes and a mean cunt
Ms. Gianini is such a Thunder Cunt
by RoosterMav232323 January 5, 2024
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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