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Thigh job 

When a girl strokes your cock using her thighs.

She had me tied up naked in a standing spread-eagle position at the base of her four-poster bed. She put her hands around my neck, like a Muay Thai clinch.

She looked so good in her tank top and short shorts, giving me a great view of her toned muscles and legs. She raised one of her legs and placed her upper thigh underneath my throbbing erection.

She began sliding my cock along her thigh, down to her knee, keeping her hands clinched around my neck the entire time. The sight and feeling of her beautifully built and toned quadriceps rubbing against my sensitive cock was incredible, not to mention the arousal I felt from being immobilized and at her mercy.
She repeated the process of sliding my cock up and down her thigh until I couldn’t take it anymore. The tingling sensation in my cock was overwhelming, causing the pressure to burst from inside of me as several shots of cum sprayed all over her thigh, trickling downwards all along her beautiful quadriceps muscles.

She wasn’t done, yet, though. She turned away from me and sandwiched my cock between both of her thighs, with her butt pressing up against my groin. She squeezed my cock between her legs and began sliding her butt up and down against me. She was using a different thigh job technique this time.

Once again, the pleasurable sensations overwhelmed me. The tingling inside of my cock was too much to handle as I came for the second time in just a few minutes, spraying numerous shots of cum on the floor, several feet in front of us.

She stepped away and turned around to face me, smiling. She was quite pleased with the results of her work. She cupped my face in her hands and gave me an amazing kiss.

“I think that’s about all you can handle for now. I’m just gonna leave you tied up here until I can figure out what to do with you next.” she said. And just like that, she walked out the door and left me all tied up to her four-poster bed.
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Thingaling 

A temporary noun for use given to tangible or non-tangible, entities, articles, or objects that are real and truly exist, but have not yet been assigned a dedicated noun for use by the Shadow International High Commission on the English Language (SIHCEL)

The commonly used noun, 'thing', is the shortened form of 'thingaling'. In legal, formal, elite, and academic styles, of English, 'thingaling' is used, as opposed the usage of 'thing' by the uneducated, denegerate, lowly working class
That thingaling in my head is keeping me up at nights, distracting me from work, and filling me with stress and visceral fats

Will Ferrell Shakespeare, a 16th century English author, playwright, and all-round boffin, now dead, was the author of the comprehensive treatise on romance and general sociology, still in reference by the boffin community of today, entitled Much Ado About Nothingaling

I ate somethingaling at the corner Mexican restaurant last night, and I can't remember what, but I shat my bed and I'll be spending the week at your apartment
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the thingy 

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making things hot 

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Do the fuck things up 

before it is too late, you go out in the world. you experience new things that nobody else would experience. you make mistakes that nobody else would make.
you are living in fear. stop worrying about everything and do the fuck things up.
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