Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.
Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018
Get the Vending Machinemug. by Frizzzz June 26, 2018
Get the personality machine brokemug. by EnergyDrinkConnoisseur March 25, 2025
Get the Drewing machinemug. A Marvel superhero Player by actor Don Cheadle, Don’s character, who is part of the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe AKA Marvels most known Platform of entertainment), is James Rhodes, an Air force colonel who is best friends with Tony Stark. When Tony Stark First Became Ironman, Tony was very immature, and after a local Ironman meet and greet, he was drunk that night and didn't take his armored suit off, this endangered many people near him, so Rhodes had to steal one of ironmans old suits, and use it to beat him back to his senses. Since that day, Rhodey has militarized that old suit, made it very useful, and became the War Machine. He later joins the Avengers because of how easily he fights with that armor, he is not as good as Iron Man but still very skilled at using that suit. Whats cool is that it took way quicker for Rhodes to learn how to use his suit than it took for Tony to use the Iron Man suit. Yeah thats War Machine...And if I got things wrong, im sorry lol cuz I aint a comic book weeb, these characters are just mad lit so I had to write this low key. anyways peace!!!!
by URBAN RENAISSANCE February 24, 2021
Get the War Machinemug. Like the slot machine except that when you win at the slut machine, these are not coins but sluts and fellatio falling from the sky.
Don't cheat with the machine if you don't want Jack the big truck driver to get out.
Don't cheat with the machine if you don't want Jack the big truck driver to get out.
by Snarpan June 13, 2017
Get the slut machinemug. This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.
Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018
Get the Nigerian Washing Machinemug. by raineonme May 17, 2025
Get the sewing machine manmug.