The act of grabbing a man's crotch and squeezing with the intent of causing the man pain. See also angry michael
Did you see Danny Bonaduce get into a fight with that radio DJ? Danny got him on the ground, got a hold of some crotch, and gave him the angry jackson.
by SimpleFi December 25, 2019

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.
A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.
You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Jackson is a bitch
by jacksonarat September 4, 2022

Who’s Jackson Cover you may ask? Well he is the hottest man alive so why don’t you go follow him on Snapchat. @jaxcover14
Micheal B Jordan- I’m the hottest man alive
Jackson Cover- oh really
Michael B Jordan- I’m so sorry Mr. Hottest Man Alive *bows down*
Jackson Cover- get on your knees boy
Jackson Cover- oh really
Michael B Jordan- I’m so sorry Mr. Hottest Man Alive *bows down*
Jackson Cover- get on your knees boy
by Sexciest man alive March 11, 2022

A Sneaky Jackson involves sneaking a flask of jack Daniels into a club, sneaking off to the bathroom with a girl and after you cum in her mouth you both take a shot
by Ramhoe July 3, 2017
