chipped ham pussy

a broken ass crotch.

See also: stank danish nash

Chipped ham pussy, it's not just for breakfast anymore.

by Sully May 8, 2004

West Ham Fan

A pile of shite, someone that has no friends basically a total fool

AYY John shut up you west ham fan

by APGaming August 16, 2017

One Ham Slam

A quick, and almost violent pull of the male penis, which brings instant ejaculation after the first pull. Typically done after a long night at a strip club where your genitals have been aroused for several hours with no satisfaction.

For a second, the young man thought to himself, I'm going to need to home and perform the One Ham Slam when I get home after being around my friends sister all night.

by D Bokeyno October 9, 2008

looking for a ham sandwich

when a driver is tailgating cars on the road and constantly looking into the car in front of the driver as to be looking for a ham sandwich like a hungry spaz

do chill out! get off this guy's ass. what are you looking for a ham sandwich or something.

by monkeydan January 8, 2008

hamming it up

A classified word for flatulence, or fart.

The type of fart that smells like bologna. Quite awful.

Hamming it up is an awful smell, consisting of a bologna-like smell coming from the arse.

by snowboarder543 October 22, 2011

Double Ham Suck

When two women 69 and suck each other's ham.

I would pay money to see Kate and Jenny in a double ham suck.

by Dickers.0 February 18, 2015

Ham or Turkey Go

The meaning is too complex for anyone to understand except the creators. many have tried to figure it out but you cant

Ham or Turkey Go...

by Doctor of physiology March 1, 2014