To get so drunk while on a river that you fall in. Must be followed by a shit show of a night and an all around horrible camping trip.
by C76M June 13, 2013
Get the River Drunkmug. dumb mf ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
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Get the river lupinmug. by anonymous March 3, 2021
Get the River hogmug. Rather than a wet willy, a river willy is defined by the act of ejecting saliva into one's ear giving them an unpleasant experience.
by JingleJangle The Overlord July 31, 2018
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by BudhaDOg October 8, 2021
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"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016
Get the river of excellencemug.