Slow Air Jerk

The air jerk done extremely slow while making eye contact. The slower and more deliberate the jerk, the more inappropriate it will be perceived, popularized by the show "The Whitest Kids You Know".

Man 1: Wanna go play some table tennis?

Man 2: (looks man 1 dead in the eyes and slowly mimics jerking off and eventually climaxing to orgasm)

Man 1: Gross dude, don't slow air jerk, come on stop doing it so slowly!

by I got you back July 12, 2009

The Last Air Bender

1) The last blast of air to emite from one's ass.
2) M. Night.Shyamalan's last blast of ass in the audiences face.

I am sorry about sending out the last air bender of the night, but I ate tacos

by pogue2012 July 6, 2010

punching the air

The act of pretending to "fight someone" because you're angry about something.

Not "I bet everyone from Toronto is punching the air after finding out Kawhi is leaving the Raptors." /

by JordanJohnsonistheone July 25, 2022

Air Bud Clause

The notion that you can do anything that the rules do not specifically state you canNOT do.

Vilbert: There are no dice in rock, paper, scissors.
Red Mage: I'd like to direct your attention to the Air Bud Clause. There is no rule SPECIFICALLY stating that dice are NOT valid choices. So there.
Vilbert: That's MADNESS.
Red Mage: THAT'S Air Bud.

by A Homo Sapien August 8, 2009

Airing your ass

When you're hiking for a long period of time, and your butt crack feels dirty and sweaty. So you pull down your pants and underwear, bend over, and let the gust of wind blow freely through the crack. It's refreshing and soothing.

There is nothing more rewarding than airing your ass out after a long and grueling hike.

by WetYourMind March 31, 2017

piping hot air

The result of masturbating so many times that only hot air can come out of your urethra.

Dave: Did you see that fit bird on chaturbate the other day with the massive jugs

Steve: Yeah mate, I was bashing off so many times that I ended up piping hot air.

by Johnywadd July 13, 2014

Air Force Whore

N. Any number of women who enter the A.F. to meet men, get laid by anyone or anything. Known for their blue eye shadow, outdated manner of dress and lack of common decency. Usually pose as married women but will sleep with any man who is willing.

That Air Force Whore needs to see an Extreme Makeover specialist bad.

by navy girl January 10, 2006