the meaning of life

Death

The meaning of life is death

by ieatbabiesandchildren January 7, 2017

Life Force

It is the energy the male produces in his seed(spermatozoa). The idea comes from taoists and other philosophies but it’s been practiced by many outside those spheres.

It is believed that releasing your seed will drain your life force if done in excess. Many have claimed extraordinary creativity and proliferation of their works due to the retention of life force. Since it is believed to be a force of creation attributed to God.

Life force is real so don’t waste it on a sock ya wanker.

by Metaphyziks May 29, 2022

the kid’s life

the kid’s life is hard as hell, due to piling amounts of school work, peer pressure from classmates, and fake friends.

“the kid’s life is hard as hell, so thank god for instagram, iphones, and fries.”

by wokespringboi2000 October 9, 2019

Life Tax

When you pay for something, usually of a small value, that you don't want or is of no value to you, for example asking for no cheese in the drive thru and when you get home you find out there is cheese and is not worrh the trip to return it so you throw it away.

I just got life taxed when I got home and found out the gallon of milk I just bought was expired.

by Urbanplanner June 2, 2018

Mothers Life

When you say something and someone else doesn’t believe it, you say Mothers Life meaning you are telling the absolute truth (swearing on your Mothers Life)

Student: Mothers Life I weren’t talking, Miss.

by StrizzyBruhh November 16, 2019

Life on the Cob

Living in the rural corn lands (Pennsylvania, Illinois, Kansas, etc.)

New Yorker: Wow, I love it here in rural Pennsylvania! I feel like I’m fending for my life!

Pennsylvanian: Well, that’s the way it is here. Life on the cob isn’t easy.

by toucansandfish March 18, 2023

Shit Life

Two words one might utter to explain that the situation they are in or how shitty their life is. Usually used in a jokingly matter to bring laughs in to someone's despair.

Mark: Man, my girlfriend dumped me last night cause I forgot it was her dogs birthday
Adam:That sucks man
Reggie: shit life!
Adam: haha yeah shit life

by Macindoc November 15, 2010