monkey facing

Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.

"Fancy a monkey facing Deidre?"

by Chrissles August 3, 2006

monkey mint

noun

a menthol cigarette. more precisely, a newport cigarette

let me get a hit of that monkey mint!!!!

by Ted O. April 26, 2005

monkey dick

a bluetooth headset in some ones ear.

bluetooth guy: "Yes Jim, We are hitting an all time record on the charts! We should celebrate with crumpets and tea my lad."

random guy: "Hey dude, are you talking to me?"

bluetooth guy: "No sir, I am not, I am on the phone."

random guy: "You don't look like you're on the phone, pull that Monkey Dick out of your ear you fag!"

bluetooth guy: "Oh my, how atrocious you are! *faints*"

by niggerama February 27, 2008

Monkey Sex

see "monkeylove"; primitive, animalistic, jungle-like lovemaking

we made sweet monekylove

by MNO September 2, 2004

12 Monkeys

A great sci-fi film with psychological themes. Stars Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt.

If all you watch is 2 Fast 2 Furious or other "teen" movies...12 Monkeys isn't for you.

by Cook111 May 2, 2006

monkey crack

Tainted marijuana of a poor quality.

Man, that shit tastes likes formaldehyde.

Yeah, it's fucking monkey crack. Gross.

by Johnny Nitro September 19, 2006

Floor Monkey

People who: (1) can’t afford to buy $5,000 tables at exclusive Vegas nightclubs; (2) queue in the general admissions line like muggy cunts; (3) buy drinks at the bar like losers; and (4) dance on the floor rather than on top of their expensive waitress serviced table.

Vegas Dave: "Cyril this is a great stag."

Cyril: "Yeah mate I'm so glad we bought this $5,000 table."

Vegas Dave: "Yeah mate, just look at all those Floor Monkeys down there, dancing to Chris Brown."

Floor Monkey: "Hey what did you just say? I'm more than just a Floor Monkey."

Cyril: "You're right. You're also a muggy cunt".

by Vegas Dave July 1, 2011