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Floppy Tits

Tits that are floppy/ deflated. They are often small with a sharp drop then a little flop.

They may sometimes be so floppy that the nipple wraps around the flop
Hey bro did you check out Emily’s floppy tits?”

“Yeah, I would not give them floppy tits a suck”
by Jennytools January 23, 2022
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Larry's Tits

Big man-titties associated with a quality control manager named larry. These late went on to inspire a punk/rock/ska cover band by the name of "larry's tits" from cleveland. The band features 40oz. express on drums/vocals and Johnny alternative on guitar/vocals. Best known for their renditions of Velvet Underground's "Sweet Jane", Nirvana's "Molly's Lips", Sublime's "Badfish", and "Big Salty Tears" by the Ziggens.
Did you hear larry's tits playing at alice's fourth of July party?
Yea, tit's rule, especially the drummer.
Yea, he's my brother. Down with the establishment.
"too bad alice is a co-dependant enabler who frets too much"
Yea, maybe mick's cock will shut her up
by johnny alternative January 21, 2004
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sugar tits

A term Mel Gibson uses towards female police officers after being cited with a DUI.
by andrew4565765 July 31, 2006
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what the tits

When you want to say "what the fuck" but you are always thinking about tits on some subsconscious level, and as such, you say "what the tits" instead.

Also use: Why the tits? Who the tits? Tits the tits?
Jennifer, you ate all the rice! WHAT THE TITS??!
by Freddizle fo' Shizzle May 26, 2016
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tit taken

It is the same as a cock block but with girls. (n) When another girl prevents you from hooking up with a guy you had interest in.
Things were going really well until Julia was tit taken with my guy.
by Kalie Hamil March 4, 2010
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Tit Theory

'the tit-theory' states that when a male or females mammary glands are disturbed instant gratification is received by both the clutched and the touched, leading to the muscles on both ends of the mouth to flex uncontrollably.
even the hardest nigga on the block will react 'happily' even when he says 'he going to shoot you', when you apply the tit theory on him.
by Qaxoohit October 3, 2009
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Tit Grease

The radioactive mixture of sweat, oil, grease, and other nasty things that are located under a woman's breasts after a long day of not showering.
Damn man, sat bitch got some tasty-ass TIT GREASE!
by tha ginjanooga April 13, 2011
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