Toast Club

The weirdest club in the school, worships toast. Often will have positions of power within the cul-I mean club. It may sometimes include sacrifices of the loaf to please the toast gods.

Fuck they might be a cult

Toast club might be a cult

by oi hu u bloody luking at skank November 10, 2022

TOAST

Thrive On Awkward Situations Today. Take advantage of your awkward moments. When you do something totally awkward in front of someone, follow it up with something even more awkward and lasting friendship will inevitably follow. Also can be used as an adjective to describe this kind of situation; "Dude, that was totally TOAST."

Guy: Ooh when's the baby coming?
Gal: I'm not pregnant. I'm fat.
Guy: (Stands awkwardly for a moment, then belches loudly.)
Gal: You're really awkward.
Guy: TOAST.
*lifelong friendship ensues.*

by Angel Bob August 19, 2013

toast

one of the bestest of friends ive ever had no shes not my friend my fucking wife i love her sm she deserves the world

me:"toast ilysm"
"i hope u love me too <3"

by hutaoswife May 16, 2021

Spackered Toast

When someone with a mental retardation ie. a downy, is buttering your toast and dribbles a bit on the toast and spreads it in.

Jamail Damn Tyrone you did Spackered Toast again
Tyrone I didn't mean too dribbles a bit more

by Inkle little dinkle January 9, 2013

Toast Dust

Crumbs, little pieces of cooked bread that dislodge from your toast while eating it...making a mess!

Alice, you better take care of that toast dust immedialey. I am not having Louise clean up after you again.

by tkerman August 29, 2019

Toast Potato

Someone who identifies with a piece of toast and doesnt want to be a couch potato. (My girlfriend)

"Baby you're such a toast potato."

by That_one_weabo February 19, 2021

Toasted Marshmallow

Cousin to the Dutch Oven, only with a Toasted Marshmallow, you load her pillow up with your anal expulsions then wait until she puts her head on it (or, you could just hold it over her face).

Dude, Melissa got quite the Toasted Marshmallow last night. I ass gassed her pillow and waited for her head to land. Totally stunk her out!

by Whacky-doodle May 30, 2018