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Man Juice Tree

A tree that each spring is abloom with pretty white flowers, though their scent is nothing like a flower – rather it has the distinct odor of “Man Juice” (aka semen, jizz, goo).
Dang – shut all the windows, that damn Man Juice Tree is stinking up the house!
by Neckfarter Queen April 16, 2009
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trim her tree

To cut or shave a female's pussy. AKA: Trim your bush
Her boy friend thought it was nasty when she went too long with out trimming her tree. She took forever in the shower because she had to trim her tree.
by L. May 13, 2005
mugGet the trim her treemug.

pum pum tree

When your girl has a freakishly hairy vagina and it looks like a tree - the words pum pum coming from how you pummel it cause she your girl -often used in Birmingham as slang
Jim: yo my girls pum pum tree is peng
Mate: you should totally go to town on your pum pum ya know

Jim: maybe I will fam
by Jimthedestroyer123 June 8, 2018
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Wise Mystical Tree

A very funny tree you will see either on tiktok, twitter, youtube, everywhere to be honest.
Pretty swag tree if you ask me
Also for some god forsaken reason, there's a photo of it having a PHAT ASS!!!!
Yo have you seen that new wise mystical tree?
"No."
Oh... Well it's pretty funny!
"Ok"
kys
by xxigilzbyKaijo October 21, 2022
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go fuck a tree

A way to tell a person to leave you alone when they're annoying you.

similar to playing go hide and fuck yourself
Girl: Omg Tommorow's my Birthday! Do you want to Come!??

Boy: No Go Fuck A Tree
by ¿Dean? February 13, 2007
mugGet the go fuck a treemug.

Just above a tree

A worthless individual, who is depicted as bottom of the barrel in a social or work environment.
A socialite or corporate executive would be in the clouds. A peasant or low life would be just above a tree.
by Bill Branklin May 8, 2008
mugGet the Just above a treemug.

Michigan fecal tree

The act of pounding a relatives dirt star when they intensely shit all over your chink stomper. Then you proceed to use your dookie pie to paint a fecal tree on your relatives back after they’ve gone to bed, giving them a surprise in the morning.
“Just gave my brother a Michigan fecal tree last night”.
by BigJcote February 20, 2022
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