by Ronald Bouman November 05, 2003
The double pump is a technique where you cock your rifle using both hands with a large stroking motion resulting in a much larger blast when you fire off.
by I got a big Nick June 14, 2018
A two-pump-chump who looses his load almost immediately when he fucks a girl's tight asshole.
See Also: Two-pump-chump
See Also: Two-pump-chump
You're a number two pump chump John. I know this 'cause you reek of asshole and disappointment.
I let him do me in the ass for the first time and it turns out the fucker is a number two-pump-chump!
I let him do me in the ass for the first time and it turns out the fucker is a number two-pump-chump!
by Julie is Queen March 14, 2008
by TrumplovesPutin May 11, 2017
Errol couldn'tmanage to do the job at
hand.This isn't good for any woman,but
worse especially if she's married to him
I would think,what a disappointment 🤫
hand.This isn't good for any woman,but
worse especially if she's married to him
I would think,what a disappointment 🤫
Errol a two pump chump
By the looks of things my man needs to be applying pressure to himself, it's not any woman's fault if it don't get up..
Just saying!
By the looks of things my man needs to be applying pressure to himself, it's not any woman's fault if it don't get up..
Just saying!
by Janet21 February 09, 2023
Refers to da playful vigorous arms-bobbing dat you smilingly give a small child (usually a boy, but a fairly-sturdy girl may enjoy this, as well) every so often during a visit to his folks' residence, whenever he comes around wanting a little attention. Usually a few seconds of grabbing his hands and shaking his arms up and down while making "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh!" sounds will happily satisfy him for at least a short time; usually he will patter off and play again, and then you can continue conversion with his parents for a while until he scampers back to you for another "helping".
I always love giving little kids generous doses of periodic pump-handle pacification as a way to keep them satisfied and entertained while I'm engaged in other activities... it's totally fulfilling and attention-giving for them, it's a great way of bonding with them, and it's 100% calorie-free --- i.e, I never get in trouble with their parents for giving them candy or for "feeding them rich snacks before supper" which would make them less hungry for whatever blander-tasking health-food that their parents want them to chow down on instead.
by QuacksO December 07, 2019
See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.
Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?
Mike 2: Sure man!
Mike 2: Sure man!
by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 03, 2017