sucks the bag

means you are a homosexual keik bastard guy

you suck the bag man

by JuAN June 25, 2004

suck face

someone who is making out/kissing their boyfriend/girlfriend

**sees betty kissing her boyfriend** "Oooh!! Betty is a suck face!!"

by C Mermaid December 13, 2008

humans suck

A commonly used teenage angst phrase.

Angsty teen: OMG, humans suck, but I am one! I must suck! Oh well, time to cut myself while listening to Linkin Park.

by Party Pooper July 12, 2004

sucks to be you

Also stated in the abbreviated form, STBY, this means your life or recent experience(s) are scraping the bottom of the barrel and no one would willingly trade lives with you.

The test results from the STD clinic said WHAT? Man...sucks to be you.

by enigma June 15, 2004

sucks to be you

A song written by Prozzäk (Now known as Simon and Milo) in the mid 1990's.

Sucks to be you.
I know I know.
Sucks to be you.
I know it's true.

by Tony June 17, 2004

Snag and Suck

Hilarious and politically incorrect euphemism for abortion.

"Did you hear about Sally? She got the ole' Snag and Suck last Tuesday."

by StarQueenBitch April 18, 2010

Suck Monkey

a vampire

Person 1 "Hey Jim see that guy over there?"
Person 2 "Yeah"
Person 1 "he's got to be a suck monkey"

by H1MS3LF April 4, 2009