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Seven Deadly Sins

The 7 deadly sins are actually common, they're sins 'cuz they kill in large amounts
this is the list
1: Pride - the thought of having the highest position in life
2: Envy - the need to steal the belongings and/or the traits of others
3: Lust - the frequent need for pleasure (sick, huh?)
4: Avarice - the low, but hard, need for large amounts of high-cost objects (rings, diamonds, etc.)
5: Wrath - Occasional bouts of anger to get mood levels within normal bounds
6: Sloth - The highest commom sin: the need to lounge and/or do hobbies
7: Gluttony - the feeling you have a low weight, and you ingest a lot, more than regular. results in diarrhea
a typical man under the effects of the Seven Deadly Sins:
1: I'm the man for this! Step aside!
2: Wait, you do, i'll just watch every second with excruciating detail
3: There any chick's around here?
4: And I won't pay you for this!
5: DO THIS QUICK OR... SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN!
6: Do this while i do nothing
7: That's it, i'm raiding the fridge
by your best idiot April 6, 2010
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Fifty Seven

The magical number that was handed down through the ages to the keepers of the sleech.

Can often be heard being called out in dark wet winter evenings as a protection rite.
by Jimbo January 26, 2005
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Matt Stevens

Matt Stevens is a big hunk of man. He is a professional shark hunter and has recently caught a sharkWOT. His main diet consists of triple choc trumpets and flavored milk.

His favorite days include Aussie dayWOT and Labor dayWOT. He recently evaded the law in an incident so devastating that it will not be recorded. The prison gates are definitely not opening up for this boy.

Matt Stevens enjoys fucking good views and fishing(FOR SHARKS!).
"What a fucking good view" - Matt Stevens.
by Sebby boi March 20, 2009
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avenged sevenfold

California metalcore band. That kicks. Major. Ass.

Three albums to date - Sounding the Seventh Trumpet, Waking the Fallen, and City of Evil - with the latter being, so far, the best of the three and taking on a new style. The abscense of screaming, maybe...

Synyster Gates can bang out some REALLY good solos. If you've never heard M.I.A. from City of Evil, you have never heard the meaning of skill. Seriously, this guy is fucking nuts.

Moving along now. Acknowledging the 'sellout' claims... The other two albums have nothing on City of Evil. Just because Bat Country is a fucking kickass song and people agree doesn't mean the band is suddenly shit, and if you think that you seriously need to get a fucking life and do something with it instead of bitch and complain about how a band's talent has suddenly gotten exposed.
Avenged Sevenfold, or A7X, is a really, really kickass band and anyone with any musical taste will agree.
by Calypsion April 29, 2006
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77 sevens in a row

Man Matt hooked up with steph that guys been 77 sevens in a row since year 10
by duck1791 September 19, 2008
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Stevenson’s law

Stevenson’s law, based off of Noelle Stevenson, writer of She-ra. She has said to assume all of the characters are queer/lgbtq in some way shape or form instead of the opposite which is usually true, for other shows at least, it has become a meme quickly in queer cartoon communities.
Person one: my head canon is that Gus from the owl house is ace

Person two: hell yeah! Stevenson’s law man!!
by nomyweaknerdarms June 10, 2021
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Sevenning

To have sex or fornicate. Originated from GuysKeepScore.com. A "seven" is the score of a touchdown to include a field goal otherwise known as sex without anal involved.
"She was nothing but a seven." "I was busy sevenning that girl last night."
by Ricardo De Oro November 11, 2011
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