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Sneaky Snake

When a person pretends to only want friendship from someone in a relationship but flirts with them everyday hoping to gain their affection beyond friendship.
My best friend is a total sneaky snake, calling my boyfriend at 1am crying about her ex.
by Realclassydiva August 18, 2016
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Snake charmer

The Snake charmer when a snake bites a man penis coils around it and squeezes it to the point in which it bursts
I went to the zoo yesterday I got a Snake charmer
by Channman March 2, 2017
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strangling the snake

A : will u come to the party this weekend
B : nah. im too busy this weekend.
A : like what? strangling the snake all day?
B : fuck you.
by datjapguy November 19, 2015
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Jump The Snake

When something that was hyped to be great turns out to be mediocre, especially when you really should have known better in the first place.

This differs from jump the shark because it refers to something that was never good to begin with, versus something that was good and went bad.
Snakes on a Plane the movie is the example that inspired this phrase.

Jump the snake:

You can't say that Josh's blog jumped the snake, because it was so darn good until the last two posts. Then he got preachy, and the magic died. I weep for my loss.
by Sad-Faced Clown August 22, 2006
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wank the snake

i had so much fun wanking the snake to ohoomis' pic last night
by Satan for a day October 24, 2004
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shed a snake

Another word for masturbation. It is a new 2010 ghetto customary term that niggas use when they get horny and wanna beat meat. Otherwise, it means to wank off so hard that skin starts to peel off and will temporary render your package unusable. It can also be used in many different forms, thus making the term universal. Examples --->
1: "Man that big booty girl had a ass on her and a pretty face too" 2: "Did you get on?" 1: "Hell naw i didn't. She was a groupie." 2: "What's up for grabs now nigga?" 1: "I'm thinkin about shedding my snake. If you wanna help me shed a snake then be my guest nigga" If you got a pint-sized wee-wee then say "worm" or "caterpillar" instead of "snake". But if you got that Teddy Roosevelt Big Stick then use the term "anaconda" or "python", whichever suits you best. --> "Man i just caught Ron Jeremy and Kanye West sheddin skin in the public bathroom. One was sheddin a maggot while another was sheddin a boa constrictor." It rattled my snakes!
by ogdajuiceman June 6, 2010
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snake doctor

a snake doctor, is a person who gives really good head, she/he will make it all better a snake doctor
Man that snake doctor worked her magic last night. She gives the best head ever.
by Lacy G Panties April 5, 2008
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