combat sailor

A marine (boot-neck) who receives anal sex off sailors.

I shafted that combat sailor the other day. Thought I would give him something to do as he doesn't do anything useful these days.

by Jdyfbdk November 20, 2017

Fire-Sailing

Burning California’s Democrat-nursery to disperse Democrat voters into red states.

Instead of gerrymandering to move the districts every ten years, we can do some Fire-sailing to move the voters whenever we want...

by SweetAtAll September 10, 2018

sad setting of sails

A sad setting of sails (or sad setting’ of sails) is a mess, or even an eyesore. It’s something that’s completely messed up. It’s the opposite of Ship Shape.

I bought the lot, but tore the house down, because it was a sad setting of sails.

by DeadHead68 June 24, 2021

Asshat injun sailor Jew hat

Blue or white hats that children under 13 would wear from 1950-1980. These children were usually expected to help mom cook and clean or do hard labor. They were often beaten if they didn’t do it.

Dad in 1969: Son, don’t forget to put your asshat injun sailor Jew hat on before school.
Son: I won’t father.

by Braydong44 October 19, 2023

sailing

The act of attending a meeting directly after having consumed some amount of alcohol, especially if drank with others also in attendance.

"This meeting's going to be such a headache- let's go sailing to make it go a little smoother."

Or

"You seemed pretty content in that judicial meeting..."
"It helped that I was sailing it."

by 52008 April 27, 2010

snailmate

A snailmate is reached when two parties continue negotiations but without any visible signs of progress whatsoever.

Washington Democrats and Republicans have again reached a snailmate in congressional budget negotiations.

by Lefty Juggler October 6, 2012

Snailed

When a male attempts to have sex with a flacid penis, but cannot successfully complete the deed.

"How was last night with Jess? Did you nail her?"

"Nah dude, I snailed the shit out of her."
"I'm sorry man, it happens to the best of us."

by Honeybadger69 January 13, 2014