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Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym

Is that why I lost time those 3 times? Did you try to kill me? Is that what happened there? I heard someone got stabbed 47 times at a Kwik Trip. Is that why I lost 2 hours that one time?
Some old guy "Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym..."

Hym "What are you insinuating? Did you fucking stab me? Did one of these cocksuckers stab me? Not smart. Could have killed yourself doing that you know."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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Shooting Stars

That one song by Bag Raiders that you've likely heard in a meme compilation somewhere or other with somebody jumping/diving/falling and then the background cuts to space with the person in an infinite loop and a song playing.
by Hustle54 January 14, 2018
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Shoot Yourself In The Throat

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Shoot Yourself In The Throat
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025
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Poop and shoot

(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.
Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
by NCOIC September 14, 2020
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Shooting Reds

When you jerk off so much that you ejaculate blood, usually after you shoot blanks and keep going
“ I broke my record for the amount of times I could jerk off in a day, I started shooting reds”
by Goobadox December 22, 2024
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Dookie Shoot

a mixed drink, patron (or everclear) and vodka with a dab of chocolate liquer!!!
by dirtydrinkerofstuff100 February 18, 2009
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