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sick puppy

A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.
Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.
by elfinmajik November 13, 2017
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Sick Pong

When one sick individual in a couple just can't keep his/her mouth off their gf/bf/fuckbuddy, passing on the virus that they will eventually get back from said gf/bf/other, creating a vicious tennis-like volley of sickness. The world must know.
"TAG, YOU'RE SICK!!!"

"eww guys, stop playing sick pong."
by 2randomwenches April 16, 2010
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Sick Bitch

A term to describe something that is upsetting, exciting, annoying, or basically any other descriptive word.

Also can be shorted to the letters "SB" for same effect.
"My grandpa was put on hospice this morning, talk about Sick bitch"
"I got called into work two hours early, Sick bitch."
"I just went shopping and bought the new Michael Kors purse, Sick bitch."
by FreebiePreebie November 15, 2023
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sick flex

"sick flex" is a reference to two pop culture points of interest. "sick" refers to the mid charting hit "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed that broke the Billboard top 20 in 2007. "flex" is an homage to the late Billy Mays due to his relentless pontificating on the water-resistant properties of the made-for-tv product Flex-Seal. In essence, you are both down and sticky, a condition we refer to as "Peter Northed".
You got your hands on a 3070 RTX? Sick flex bro!
by Indexfossil May 5, 2021
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GET YOUR DUCK SICK

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

IF YOU SWAP THE LETTER D FROM DUCK AND S FROM SICK

YOULL GET
GET YOUR DICK SUCK!!
GET YOUR DUCK SICK!
AZNPAINTRAIN: IM TRYING TO GET MY DUCK SICK FROM DAT SNOW ❄️ BUNNY!

G-SPOT : DAMN SO YOU WANNA GET YOUR DICK SUCK FROM OLE MOOSE KNUCKLE!
AZNPAINTRAIN: HELL YEAH
G-SPOT: RUMORS HAS IT HER SHIT SMELL LIKE NUOC MAM AKA FISH SAUCE!
by anonymous July 1, 2022
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The Jason Sickness

A sickness only curable through sexual content with a Cameron. Symptoms can include coughing, vomiting, a fever or just a general feeling of illness. Best treated with anal or oral sex by the Cameron.
Cameron fucked The Jason Sickness out of me the other day - Jason
by Cam2000 February 6, 2023
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Sick like TO

puking so hard that your eyes pop out
"Man I was so hungover this morning I was Sick Like TO"
by UrbanUser0000001 October 27, 2011
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