After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.
Wife: Are you okay dear?
Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!
Wife: Pig.
Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!
Wife: Pig.
by AzzaCadabra October 30, 2010
Get the Mummy Shitmug. An orc shit is a painful bowel movement. It is called orc shit because It is always accompanied by terrible noises from your anus that resemble the noises made by the orcs in the Lord of the Rings series. Death by orc shit is not common but has been known to happen to children and the elderly.
Dude, I just walked by the bathroom and I could hear Joe taking an orc shit... In not sure if he will survive.
by specialk88 September 13, 2013
Get the orc shitmug. When you take a shit and you wipe your ass so many times and it just doesn’t stop staining the toilet paper, your asshole then becomes a highlighter due to the amount of wipes it takes to flawlessly clean your asshole.
by Sirk331 September 1, 2019
Get the Highlighter shitmug. When you have the urge to take a shit and when you sit down on the toilet seat expecting a massive deposit you execute nothing but gas.
steve - i need to take a dump, this car ride is going to take 2 hours.
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)
by thecatan August 5, 2012
Get the shit teasemug. An adjective that describes a situation that is fantastically shitty. It is the shitty version of a fantastic situation.
by Thenikowith1k March 29, 2011
Get the Shit-tasticmug. by BaxterCash November 13, 2020
Get the Piece of Shitmug. by Paul Nosylla February 20, 2017
Get the shit pagemug.