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Dam That River

I broke you in the canyon
I drowned you in the lake
You, a snake that I would trample
Only thing I'd not embrace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I pushed and then you stumbled
I kicked you in the face
You stared at me so hollow
Got to keep that killing pace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I burned the place around you
I hit you with a rake
You piss upon my candle
So proving you're a fake
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
by Death Menace June 14, 2023
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From the river to the sea

Is where Israel is actively trying to expand Israel.
Hym "From the river to the sea is where the Jews want Israel to be... So, they're blowing up all the people. Which is genocide. Or is it not genocide when you do it? Oh! Right! If you're not being explicit we all have to deny reality! I forgot! Ok, that's fine. The Jews aren't killing all the Palestinians. They haven't been waiting for an excuse. This isn't the religious narcissistic hero fantasy playing out where you subdue 'evil' to subsequently give yourself an excuse to be evil."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2023
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Rivers Cuomo

Rivers Cuomo is an American rapper of Mexican descent from Redlands, California. His stage name is derived from the name of the prescription drug Xanax.
Cuomo was born on September 6, 1996 in Redlands, California. Growing up, Cuomo was poor and lived in motels most of his childhood. He attended Redlands East Valley High School but dropped out of high school in his freshman year and spent several years at home unemployed. Cuomo took a job as a street cleaner and sold drugs before he began rapping. Cuomo later pursued a photography career in support of several friends who were rappers. He eventually had his camera stolen, and chose to begin rapping in lieu of investing in a new camera.
Cuomo was formerly addicted to Xanax but he was able to quit the drug after two years of addiction.

Cuomo began to gain recognition through platforms such as SoundCloud and YouTube.

In 2018, Cuomo announced that he would change his stage name to "Diego" in order to support his anti-drug message, though he later said in an interview he was not sure if he would change his name.

Cuomo' music started off as "typical trap" and later shifted towards "a murkier, dream-like sound". The New Yorker has described Cuomo as part of a "sad rap" movement.
Cuomo made headlines in 2018 when he rated the late rapper Tupac Shakur only a "2" out of 9 and called his music boring. After the incident fellow rapper Waka Flocka Flame claimed on Twitter that Cuomo is "banned from hip hop".
Guy 1: Who’s Rivers Cuomo?

Guy 2: He’s a simp for Asian girls and lesbians
by natural hair December 9, 2023
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Jourdan River Steamer

When she eats boiled crawfish and get the bubble guts. You spread her meat flaps while she is releasing all her fury. All that seasoning covers her man in the boat. Now you have a Jourdan River Steamer
She loves getting a Jourdan River Steamer on the dock.
by Honkykong76 February 28, 2022
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swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.
Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.
by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023
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River Hebert

A small shitty place in Nova Scotia where there's nothing to do but stare at a wall.
Billy Bob: Hey wanna go to River Hebert?

Joe: No that place is boring.
by ImBillyBobJoe August 25, 2013
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River

A nickname for someone who's first and last names are both rivers
That man is named MacKenzie River. Let's nickname him 'River'
by Ze Dentist April 14, 2021
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