by Chevlarda June 4, 2014
Get the Saturn's Ringmug. The philosophy that the number of folds around a flaccid dick determine its erect size - many folds = large & no or few folds = small
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
Get the Meat Ring Philosophymug. Too bad for those rich kids on the Cape Elizabeth football team. No money in the world could buy them enough talent to win a State Championship Ring.
by MV-wanna-B March 13, 2011
Get the State Championship Ringmug. by shitgabbler April 14, 2010
Get the 3 ring circusmug. by Scott January 9, 2004
Get the dirty onion ringmug. The insertion of a protected erect penis while covered in your choice of hot sauce into your partners anus OR in said case the "chili ring". this will result in a breakup and the victim not being able to sit down for a week.
by matters jackett June 22, 2010
Get the chili ring of firemug. Blow a cigarette worth of smoke up a sluts ass hole and fuck it until her sphincter is gaping wide open. Immediately stick your rod up her v-hole. With every pump you'll blow a smoke ring out of her shit tube.
Note: if you give her an anal cream pie when doing this it can be called a "Steaming Clam Chowder". This is because of its resemblance to steaming Clam Chowder soup boiling out of a pan.
Note: if you give her an anal cream pie when doing this it can be called a "Steaming Clam Chowder". This is because of its resemblance to steaming Clam Chowder soup boiling out of a pan.
Last night I taught your sister how to blow a "Reverse Smoke Ring".
When giving some passed out cum bag a "Reverse Smoke Ring" I accidentally gave her a "Steaming Clam Chowder" instead.
When giving some passed out cum bag a "Reverse Smoke Ring" I accidentally gave her a "Steaming Clam Chowder" instead.
by Mr. Teabag December 12, 2008
Get the Reverse Smoke Ringmug.