Rentaly Retarded

Ones complete disregard of respect for rental property due to a mental condition .

Police , Why did you take a short cut through the corn field with your rental car ?

Suspect , Its not my fault officer , I am Rentaly Retarded !

by jon.rx March 26, 2010

retarded hooker

A coworker who either lacks the ability or takes a great deal of time to understand basic principles and is morally and ethically challenged, and because of this condition creates a web of distracting lies to masque the inadequacies causing destruction for any and all who come into contact with them.

That Dean is a retarded hooker, she gets paid a lot of money and keeps fucking me in the ass.

by flyawaynow October 9, 2009

retarded fight

when two people of relatively low reputation engage in a violent fight to either defend one persons beliefs or climb higher in the social ladder. This fight generally has no sense of technique and no one gives a shit about why they are fighting, its just friggin funny.

frank: hey bro i heard steven and rayner had a fight?

bob: yea man but it was a retarded fight

frank: haha fags

by frankison longbottom June 25, 2010

Spooky Retarded

When a certain individual has smoked so much that they are no longer able to communicate with the rest of the world even though they are right in the middle of it. They are so paranoid that they are spooked into silence.

Damn son I was so Spooky Retarded last night I couldn't even put in an order at McDonalds

by Shenanigans25 June 1, 2011

Ghetto Retarded

When something goes down that is so ludicrous that all political correctness is thrown by the wayside.

Peter: Man, I caught my girl in bed with my dad last night.

Joseph: Bro, thats just ghetto retarded.

by Sideburns88 May 17, 2010

retard pillow

NOUN /ˈrēˌtärd ˈpilō/

A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.

"I had to duct tape him with a bunch of retard pillows before I left the house."

by Necrolepsy June 25, 2014

Penile Retardation

A penis that became deformed after undergoing extensive rubbing and or punching/ biting; A stabbed cock; "You you know cock torture? It's the repercussions of that."

Yo dude, don't stick that #2 in your dick bro, I did that. Now i suffer from PENILE RETARDATION. You may not notice the effects at first but i assure you they are insidious.

by psylence July 11, 2015