Ring of fire

'Propping' two match sticks between a womans arse cheaks while dry humping her raw anus.

'Shiiit maan i popped a blood vessel on my bell fuckin this bird in the Burning Ring of Fire'

Rehipnol + Random Bird = Wide Brown Eye

'Fuck me this new girlfriend of mine loves a Spicy Shyxta

Usually performed with the ghekko

by Jimmslipp Feat Raazman October 13, 2010

3 ring circus

a man having sex in a 4 some with 3 females all on the nuvia ring

sandor is the ringmaster of the "3 ring circus"!

by shitgabbler April 14, 2010

Meat Ring Philosophy

The philosophy that the number of folds around a flaccid dick determine its erect size - many folds = large & no or few folds = small

Dick aficionados swear by the Meat Ring Philosophy!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

State Championship Ring

The ring each member on a high school football team acquires when they win a State Championship.

Too bad for those rich kids on the Cape Elizabeth football team. No money in the world could buy them enough talent to win a State Championship Ring.

by MV-wanna-B March 13, 2011

dirty onion ring

see anus

Bitch, stop lappin' on my balls and start eatin' my dirty onion ring.

by Scott January 9, 2004

chili ring of fire

The insertion of a protected erect penis while covered in your choice of hot sauce into your partners anus OR in said case the "chili ring". this will result in a breakup and the victim not being able to sit down for a week.

Sally had a very hot sexual experience due to toms hot cock. Hence the term chili ring of fire!

by matters jackett June 22, 2010

Reverse Smoke Ring

Blow a cigarette worth of smoke up a sluts ass hole and fuck it until her sphincter is gaping wide open. Immediately stick your rod up her v-hole. With every pump you'll blow a smoke ring out of her shit tube.

Note: if you give her an anal cream pie when doing this it can be called a "Steaming Clam Chowder". This is because of its resemblance to steaming Clam Chowder soup boiling out of a pan.

Last night I taught your sister how to blow a "Reverse Smoke Ring".

When giving some passed out cum bag a "Reverse Smoke Ring" I accidentally gave her a "Steaming Clam Chowder" instead.

by Mr. Teabag December 12, 2008