Enigma rating 1

A puzzle or exercise (an "enigma") so mind-blowingly simple you probably shouldn't post it on social media to emphasise how cool your national security operation is

"Enigma rating 1: can you see how the following words are related? cheese, feet, penis, drain

by seaturtles83 April 22, 2025

Tesla roping

When a team of two vehicles (usually large pickups) chases and captures a Tesla robotaxi by positioning in front and behind to control its speed and force submission. The goal is to trigger the car to signal distress and enter teleoperation as quickly as possible.

Dude, I'm bored, wanna roll coal and trigger some libs? Nah, that's hayseed shit. Let's go Tesla roping!

by feeleymyballs May 20, 2025

Bonnie-ramping

Used to describe an exciting or happy situation

Gianna: “I just got an $100 Crumbl gift card!”
Katie: “That is so bonnie-ramping bro”

by katieduus June 19, 2025

Rocket Racing

The best fortnite mode that Fortnite killed

People pretend to like it

Timmy: "Rocket Racing is the best mode!"

Me: It sure is. It sure is

by Shawarma muncher June 26, 2025

Jump roping

The act of cumming into your hand and making a finger person with your other hand and using ropes of semen to make him jump that shit

"Why's your hand so wet and sticky?"
"my bad PIMP i tripped while jump roping"

by McDickNass September 26, 2025

Reel Racing

The sport of scrolling aimlessly, never decisively ending videos — a.k.a. “reel racing.”
An addictive pastime involving Instagram Reels (and similar short-form apps) where you convince yourself “just one more reel” won’t hurt… until three hours vanish and your thumb has run a marathon.

“Bro, I was supposed to study, but I ended up reel racing for two hours straight.”

by lxc9 October 12, 2025

log roping

When you drop a log of poop on the floor and shoot a rope of cum on it.

“I did some log roping the other day, you wouldn’t believe how glazed my turd was!”

by kaesui November 23, 2025