Petting the pelican

Euphemism for male masterbation

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.

by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013

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petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company

Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.

by tian647 August 28, 2013

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A Pettener is someone who tends to act clever, they also are compulsive liars and have a height problem. They will never accept an answer if they got it wrong because of their stubbornness. They also have a desire of collecting Tomatos and placing them in jars around each other while they sleep. Their final move is that they illegally download life starting from music to thousands if dollars to whole houses. The overall look is that they are regardless of mental disorders Mongino or as the Italians would say 'Mongolio'
Hey that guy is an idiot

Yeh he's a real Pettener

by DoctorDave January 3, 2014

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patty meltdown

Having a meltdown while eating a burger.

Following a particularly trying day of work, she met her girlfriend at the diner for a patty meltdown.

by Beebum January 7, 2015

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patty-cake threesome

A patty-cake threesome is just patty-cake with three people you sick freak.
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)

"Can I join you two to make it a patty-cake threesome?"

"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."

by Patty-cake threesome September 16, 2014

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