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New York Meathook 

The act of pulling a girl toward you with fingers inserted in her vagina.

Traditionally done using both index and middle fingers simultaneously. Optimal positioning would be standing face-to-face, although pulling her via vagina from any position would meet the criteria.

A variant of the Jersey Meathook. It's close, but not as dirty.
When my girl got out of the shower, I gave her the old New York Meathook and pulled her in for a kiss.

Girl1: "I saw you kissing Fred on the dancefloor! OMG!"
Girl2: "He had me in a New York Meathook, what could I do?"
New York Meathook by Gandhus November 15, 2011
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New York Sewage System 

An act in which a male and a female have anal sex while the female has bad diarrhea, and shits herself because of this. Then, what is left over is a pile of stinky brown and green shit.
Carrie Ann: "You know what my adopted black son did with his girlfriend?"
Bill: "I do, someone said that he gave his girlfriend a good old New York Sewage System. They said that shit stained the floor green for months."

New Orleans Spoonful 

When your girl is on her knees and you have a plastic spoon and you cum on it and feed it too her, whilst making the sound "RAHHHHHHHHHH"
"Broooo I pulled a New Orleans spoonful on her last night!!"

new jersey hot pocket

A spoiled brat rich female that is ONLY good for sex. Usually from Bergen County.
I was hanging out with this New Jersey Hot Pocket last night named Simone. I hit it and bounced. What else...

New York City

The city that never sleeps...

and...

never stops smelling like cigarette smoke..... :X

(AKA: NYC, the big apple)
Doctor : I'm sorry you have lung cancer

Patient: HOW??? I never smoked in my life?!?!?
Doctor: I saw your Facebook.... you went to New York City... right?

Patient: Ohhhhh that explains it!...
New York City by applepiegurl October 9, 2016

New York Grinch 

The New York Grinch, or also known as the Grinch, is a person who steals the timberlands, or timbs, of someone in December in New York City.
That nigga stole my timbs, he is a New York Grinch.
New York Grinch by SnoopyTheDogg November 23, 2016

New Kid on the Block

A way of acknowledging a kid that recently moved to the neighborhood. Usually applies until the arrival of a new kid on the block.
Guy 1: "Did you see the new kid on the block?"
Guy 2: " No, where is he from?"