monkey facing

Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.
by Chrissles August 02, 2006
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monkey mint

noun

a menthol cigarette. more precisely, a newport cigarette
let me get a hit of that monkey mint!!!!
by Ted O. April 26, 2005
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monkey dick

bluetooth guy: "Yes Jim, We are hitting an all time record on the charts! We should celebrate with crumpets and tea my lad."

random guy: "Hey dude, are you talking to me?"

bluetooth guy: "No sir, I am not, I am on the phone."

random guy: "You don't look like you're on the phone, pull that Monkey Dick out of your ear you fag!"

bluetooth guy: "Oh my, how atrocious you are! *faints*"
by niggerama February 27, 2008
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Monkey Sex

see "monkeylove"; primitive, animalistic, jungle-like lovemaking
we made sweet monekylove
by MNO September 02, 2004
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12 Monkeys

A great sci-fi film with psychological themes. Stars Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt.
If all you watch is 2 Fast 2 Furious or other "teen" movies...12 Monkeys isn't for you.
by Cook111 April 21, 2006
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monkey crack

Man, that shit tastes likes formaldehyde.

Yeah, it's fucking monkey crack. Gross.
by Johnny Nitro September 19, 2006
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monkey grip

Not releasing an item from your hand, even if it is not needed or is having a negative affect.

Originating from the story of trapping monkeys. This is done by placing a banana behind a device that a monkey can easily get their hand through. While grabbing the fruit they make a fist that wont allow them to pull out and they wont let go of the banana.


Maybe if you let go of your monkey grip on those groceries you could open the door.

I had a monkey grip on the fork and couldn't catch the dropping plate of food.
by extrasketchy March 24, 2009
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