Your Mom

The ultimate insult of ones mother... It is played carefully into a trap, also used as an anti-dis to the persons you are speaking to. Your mom can be used in such ways listed as examples in Italics.

Almost any string of sentance can relate to a "Your mom" based statement, or insult.

Knock, knock, Whos there? Your mom

And now for the grand finale! Your moms a grand finale...

Guess what? What? YOUR MOM!

Whats the difference between pig shit and an antelope? I dont know... what? Your mom

Who's that hot looking chick over there? Your mom

Some Kid: HEY YOU, GUY OVER THERE!!!
Guy over there: ?
Some Kid: YOUR MOM!
Guy over there: My mom? MY MOM!?!?!? NO SON, YOUR MOM!!!!!!!

by Ghesh September 10, 2008

dominik's mom

The act of making so many "your mom" jokes that you are kidnapped, tied up, and gagged.

"Your mom goes to college"
"Time to give him a Dominik's mom"

by MasterDaddy January 11, 2017

Mom job

When a woman comes on to you sexually in a motherly fashion, even during the sex act itself.

She brushed back my hair and called me baby in the middle of the mom job.

by sanddiver23 June 29, 2009

Spencer's mom

An extremely hot MILF that anyone would like to fuck anyway!

Fish : "Damn do you see that hot MILF!"
Pig : "Dude, thats Spencer's mom!"

by chunkydman March 23, 2009

mom style

A female who does not shave or maintain her pubes. The area is left completely unkempt. This is the preferred fashion for moms.

Guy #1-- "I was about to go down on this girl last night, but then I realized she was mom-stylin' (mom style) it. I got the hell out of there!"

Guy #2-- That's foul.

by Bobo Boo October 9, 2006

your mom

A really lame insult, that if used correctly, can be hilarious. Other wise, it is just stupid.

Good Example:
Person 1: Hey Joe, did you hear we are doing your mom in English?
Person 2: Leave my mom out of this, and I'll leave this (points to dick) out of your mom

Bad Example:
Person 1: Hey Joe, can you get me a coke?
Person 2: Your mom

by they see me rollin March 21, 2009

summerlin mom

wears lulu, even if she hasn’t worked out all day
drives a white mercedes

goes to yoga class every morning

When I grow up, I want to be a summerlin mom

by jtbean May 26, 2018