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Timothy: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO KILL THE ENDERDRAGON IN MINECRAFT!!!!
Timothy: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO KILL THE ENDERDRAGON IN MINECRAFT!!!!
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Get the A Minecraft Movie mug.There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.
Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"
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