milfnob

while eating milo your girlfriend sucks your dad off and you lick you dads ass hole until he bleeds. cum will then come out of his asshole looking like a cows discharge. your mum then walks in with nesquick and drows your g force geninie pigs.

thanks for that milfnob last night tom the tank engine

by your mums a milf June 13, 2017

Milfet

The hot AF mom that lives in the Smurf Village.

Can be used as a pick up line on a Milf.

You are a sexy , gorgeous milf. If you where a smurf you'd be milfet.

by quinchy July 6, 2017

milfwich

A sexual encounter envolving sandwiching between two milfs

I got waisted and pulled two milfs last night, went back to mine and had a full blown milfwich till 4am

by Batmatscoop September 14, 2017

milflennial

A compliment for your girlfriend when she suddenly realize that she is both a MILF and a Millennial.

Me: "Hey babe... you'r not getting old... you'r still a milflennial!"
Her: "Ok Boomer"

by ElCapitanBooty November 12, 2019

Milfjected

The act of getting rejected my a milf.

"Did you hear? Krystian got milfjected..."

by Devonthebest October 23, 2019

Milfsome

A threesome with two milfs

These two older chicks wanna have a milfsome with me

by DreamKamz October 24, 2019

Milfwhipper

A young man who goes after older women in an attempt to control them sexually. To seduce a much older woman and make her obsessed with you

This little milfwhipper ruined my marriage by seducing me while my man was in jail. That milfwhipper fucked my mom and got me thrown out and moved in.

by DreamKamz October 24, 2019