milfnob

while eating milo your girlfriend sucks your dad off and you lick you dads ass hole until he bleeds. cum will then come out of his asshole looking like a cows discharge. your mum then walks in with nesquick and drows your g force geninie pigs.

thanks for that milfnob last night tom the tank engine

by your mums a milf June 13, 2017

milnob

sucking on a females piss hole

"So, you skanky bastard, did you milnob her, too?"

by chance tripper January 26, 2009

Milfmobile

A Milfmobile is a car in which a MILF commonly drives during the day. The destinations a MILF chooses to go in the "Milfmobile" are shopping, taking the kids to school, or coming back from the gym. A Milf specifically drives a black range rover, sometimes gray.

Steve: "Hey! Look at that black range rover!"

Josh: "Yea bro, thats SUCH a Milfmobile..."

by Magic striss March 13, 2009

milfmobile

The kind of vehicle that a milf drives between home, school, the shops and after-school clubs. In Britain, the Volkswagen Touran seems to be gaining in popularity amongst the milf community as the preferred brat-wagon for firm butted mature boob-babes.

"For me, the milfmobile of choice this year is the safety feature packed, 150hp SE 2.0 FSI VW Touran. It really makes my 38 year old gash moist when I'm driving the kids to school."

by Wizards Sleeve June 3, 2005

milfobsession0

The hottest and coolest milf lover, she might be crazy but she will still fuck your mom
-you spit at her: she fucks your mom
-you homophobic, racist, ableist, colorist or anything bad: she fucks your mom

Milfobsession0 fucked my mom again!

Aww she fucked my mom too, her obsession has gone too far

by Milfobsession0 May 30, 2021