german mario

A version of Mario who sings about sex, mortal combat, and gay men.

german guy: did you see do the mario where i come from?
gamer guy: no, german mario talks to much about sex, mortal kombat, and gay men.

by anarchyroks666 April 29, 2015

Full Mario kart

Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall

I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.

by Xbombtrackx October 10, 2017

Marques Marino

Gerald the sea lion from Finding Dory

That ho is such a Marques Marino

by monkey nut on my hair April 20, 2018

Pero Marinović

The ultimate God of a place in Kotor, Montenegro called Grbalj.

Hey look, Pero Marinović is driving his new Golf 2 he just got.

by LemonBoiiii June 16, 2018

blurry mario

A very unattractive girl.

"Hey man I was super drunk last night and made out with a blurry Mario"
"Ew gross bro!"

by rentit69 August 9, 2018

Dan marino

You start hard then just fuck it up and leave it smelling like fish

I just dan marino your mom

by Jacob marino October 16, 2018

santa marino

The Santa Marino was the little-known, fourth ship in Christopher Columbus' fleet.

Too bad about the Santa Marino. Perhaps one day, someone will be named after it.

by Melvin Ferd July 2, 2019