sharing milk

the most definitive act of sharing between roommates

Nikki and Naja are sharing milk now!!!

by miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii September 9, 2010

"Milk" moustache

A retro 1970s-style moustache common among the characters in the 2008 period film "Milk."

His "Milk" moustache is totally ironic. He's just another straight hipster boy.

by Facial hair fashionista July 7, 2009

milk blowjob

When a man is getting a blowjob for so long, that an excess of saliva, snot, tears, and sometimes vomit gather around the base of the penis and drip down onto the balls from excessive deep throating and reflex testing occurs.

I got a milk blowjob last night bro, it looked like a vanilla shake reflexed all on my dick it was so wet with throat.

by Beretta Jones January 18, 2015

Smell this milk

A command given by a friend/roommate/family member that carries more weight than a triple dog dare. When told to "smell this milk," the person commanded is entered into a forced obligation where they must take a whiff of the milk presented by the one holding it. There is no backing out or saying no. This is usually done at a point where the milk's smell will most likely induce vomiting in the smeller.

This can be done as a rude joke or as a valuable test to see if the milk is still good to drink.

Rude Joke form:
P1: "Dude, I just checked my mini-fridge after getting back from vacation and you have GOT to Smell This Milk."

P2:"God damnit, alright. Bring it over here."

Test form:
P1: "I just bought this dank cereal. Come over here and Smell This Milk. Do you think it's still good to drink?"

P2: "Seems fine to me."

by comaduck August 9, 2009

cunt milk

Creamy white substance exposed from vagina; female cum; discharge.

"Dude, I ate her out and her cunt milk was really slimy!"

by spaztastic7 September 27, 2013

Milk Dud

Those small pebble like turd droppings that float around in the toilet water or possibly in your pants. Similar to dingle balls

Oh man, I tried to fart and blew out a couple a milk duds instead.

by outonbail October 20, 2003

Milk and Honey

A mixture of a girl's squirt and a guy's cum.

Oh yuck! You got milk and honey on my leg!
Well I only spilled the milk, you're responsible for the honey.

by FreshCum January 10, 2017