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by FAT_NIGGA69420 November 27, 2019
Get the Matt Hurst mug.To chug wine very fast which is not pleasant, but sometimes necessary, and gets you drunk faster. Named after the social media personality of the same name who guzzles wine before telling it how it is. The action will cause you to make weird faces like Matt does in his videos, but will get you drunk faster and help you quickly finish a glass (or bottle) of wine.
Me: Hey our Uber is almost here; Matt Bellassai that shit!
My friend: *chugs the wine* Oh god, that’s rough! Ok, I’m ready. Let’s do this!
My friend: *chugs the wine* Oh god, that’s rough! Ok, I’m ready. Let’s do this!
by CarmaJ November 28, 2019
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Get the matt baxter mug.Some dude who will clap the cheeks in the hot tub, and make sure he snags your girl chugs some RC Cola and get that dub on the Fortnite Xbox One XP edition.
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Get the matt haas mug.A Matt (or just Mat) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big blue eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Even though they've had a bad past, you'll never know it. They are really strong people, and they change for the better. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matt's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matt, don't let him go. None other compares.
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