a gopnik who's dominance outweighs the other gopnik's. this can be established by how long they can squat, how much kompot they can drink or how much semechki they can eat.
that gopnik is a slav king
by kvassmaster November 29, 2017
A man who's zest is beyond comprehension, the way they walk, talk and socialize is FULL zest, I'm talking gay, homosexual and gaybo acts that only some people will be able to achieve in their lifetime. A zest king thrives through the torment and pain of others. Zest kings tend to be found in sports like rowing and being a school captain or teacher. If they are given the opportunity they would "help a homie out" and give said homie the most life-changing, lubricated, soul-taking (with no teeth ofc xx) gawk gawk 3000 free of charge, in fact, after the deed, a zest king would thank them for their time and hand them their business card for later transactions.
by jamal denquivius III May 16, 2023
A wretched individual with such a devastating stammer that words beginning with 'c' or 'k' are pronounced "c..c..coo coo kachoo", thus summoning the pigeons.
Man 1: Dude, I heard that tool say "I have such a small c..c..coo coo kachoo". Then all these birds arrived.
Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.
Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.
by Melton June 29, 2012
Called a sucker punch in the US, a King punch is the same thing throughout the UK and former colonies. A person uses a fist to punch a victim without warning, often from behind, and usually to the back of the head. It's extremely dangerous to the victim, even fatal.
by Kingdragonfly January 07, 2019
The birthday boy who not only blows out the candle but blows all the guys at the party is the blow king
I went to a birthday party and was quite surprised when it was not just the candles being blown out but also all the guys at the party being blown. The person who came up from under the table was crowned the blow king
by Wingnut 13 April 11, 2021
Douche King
by Cassiopeia04 December 20, 2016
by King sebastian August 26, 2021