key obidient

A person of no known electoral value who moves on the ranks within the obidence cult due to the level of vulgarity he or she can spew online to become the lead rascal of the sect.

You_suf is on an aggressive exercise to identify and recruit key obidients for the next elections.

by Yasus Afari March 4, 2024

Low-key

There's a lot of definitions of this word, but the way I use it is just another way to say to be honest.

Person 1: Yo we gotta go to the function
Person 2: Low-key Ion even wanna go

by Ojizzle March 14, 2024

aston key

Aston Key is the name of someone who loves touching children.

Child 1: Ahhhhhh get away from me you Aston Key!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!

by jolticz1223 March 16, 2024

Key Fucking

The act of seductively inserting and slowly removing a key from its slot.

Triangle had me key fucking the lock until all was calm and cool but still wouldn’t let me open it.

by DaveDarling March 31, 2024

dos key

Complaining about having to do something when you secretly enjoy the action at hand

Addison states that he hates dos key, but he told me in confidence that it was one of his favorite things to do.

by badluckfrog July 18, 2022

The Key Lime Pie

A homosexual activity where one male partner proceeds to ejaculate inside the other male partner's anal cavity, to which immediately after, pisses in the anal cavity to prevent STDs due to the acidity of the piss, much like the Cream Pie

Andres performed the Key Lime Pie to prevent STDs with his partner, Aaron

by FuckGoodGushyPussy69420 January 29, 2022

key

When something is the middle of the terms “lowkey” and “high key”.

I feel like cheezits are orange, key

by wowzers holy February 11, 2022