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Jonathan

A great guy nice, fun, kind, caring, he just has some weird shit going on behind the scenes. Jonathans are known for being fucked up just enough for you to never want to talk to them again, physically or mentally. Ex: disturbingly deep or high voice, way to big or way to small where it counts, way to big or way to small in general, just plain old weird shit all around, he is nice but mostly just grosses you out.
Man I wish I would have known he was a Jonathan. I almost threw up when I saw the amount of hair between his toes .
by Ikeydickie September 5, 2016
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jonitta

A self-made boss. She got it off the muscle uh uh uh (Jason Derulo voice).
Jonitta is a boss ass bitch
by Jonitta September 16, 2020
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jonith

Also known as krokettenman
Oh, there comes a Jonith
by Jonithh November 21, 2021
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jonith

This guy is like a croquette. Hard on the outside, but soft on the inside. Once you beeak through the hard, unemotional crust, you’ll discover a smooth nature.
He’s like a Jonith to me
by Jonithh November 21, 2021
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Jonitta

Stop taking insta pics of me anyways they a slay frfr🫢🙄💅
Jonitta is slay.
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Luca Jonitz

Is the best soccer player and is a sexy beast witha monster cock. Fucking him sends you on a one way trip to cloud 9.
You are such a Luca Jonitz.
by Dr.cringe69 March 6, 2019
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Let The Jonitor Do His job

Yes it's spelt Jonitor instead of Janitor. Instead of saying "let bro cook" you say "let the Jonitor do his job"
"what is bro yapping about??"

"Hold on let the Jonitor do his job"
by Will.s8472 April 14, 2024
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