jesus chode

when someone has a chode so fat juicy and delicious that Jesus himself must have a try

wow jonathan has a jesus chode, i could barely fit it in my mouth its so thick

by grannychodeman February 5, 2019

Jesus of suburbia

Jesus of suburbia is a famous song from Green day's American Idiot album. After the huge popularity of the song the word Jesus of suburbia began being used for people relating to the songs lyrics. Being a Jesus of suburbia means feeling all alone, and it's just you and the world against you.

All my friends hate me and my girlfriend dumped my last night, i feel like the jesus of suburbia.

by DookieNookie February 8, 2019

Dribble jesus

An absolute G at playing ball (basketball)

Person A: “Good buckets out there’s man!”
Person B: “they call me dribble jesus for a reason.”

by Keepurselfsafe August 30, 2018

Redneck Jesus

The nickname NASCAR gaming YouTuber Michael Mrucz uses for NASCAR Hall of Famer: Dale Earnhardt Jr in his videos. Sometimes also called “BOYYY” in his skit shorts by his father, corresponding with Jr calling his father “DAAAAD” in the skits

“REDNECK JESUSSSSS! Who the hell’s team is he on?”
-Michael Mrucz on YouTube

by The Only Cody Ware Superfan September 11, 2022

Blond Jesus

Someone with great a luxurous hair and everyone calls him blond jesus.

Wow he like a blond jesus!

by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022

Mach Jesus

Someone Travelling so fast, that colliding with one small object will be fatal.

Tom Cruise was going Mach Jesus to avoid being late for the shoot.

by AlphaJPM September 15, 2022

Jesus high

A wonderful, joyfilled peace and completely overwhelming sense of knowing and feeling the love of God envelope you. This often happens after meditating on God's Word/the Bible, singing praise or worship songs, or realizing and thanking God for all His goodness and the things He has carried you through. There is no better high like a Jesus high.

I used to be a pot head but then I finally quit because I got more into Jesus. He changed my life! Jesus highs are free and will not go away in Heaven! He really loves you, too, bro!

by I love rabbits January 9, 2022