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Jetbridge Jesus

The supernatural power that heals airline passengers of their aliments in flight, and is exemplified by the phenomena of more passengers needing wheelchairs when a flight boards then need them on arrival. Most often seen on flights to/from Florida.
Flight attendant 1: we had 20 passengers in wheelchairs when we boarded my flight in Chicago, but when we got to Miami all but 4 walked off.

Flight Attendant 2: Wow! Another miraculous healing by Jetbridge Jesus!

Flight Attendant 1: Amen and Praise be!
by Kronl January 5, 2023
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finding jesus

A abosolutely hilarious ripoff of finding Nemo. just look at the damn front cover y'all.
AYO IS THAT FINDING JESUS?!
by G520 April 24, 2023
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jesus wipe

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and nothing is on the toilet paper.
friend: Wow, that was quick, I thought you had to take a shit.
You: I did but it was a Jesus wipe.
by Jesuswipe123 October 8, 2020
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jesus lugo

My man Jesus Lugo is simply built differently. So it is justifiable as to why he went 140 on a school zone
by Luzzo October 18, 2020
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Redneck Jesus

The nickname NASCAR gaming YouTuber Michael Mrucz uses for NASCAR Hall of Famer: Dale Earnhardt Jr in his videos. Sometimes also called “BOYYY” in his skit shorts by his father, corresponding with Jr calling his father “DAAAAD” in the skits
REDNECK JESUSSSSS! Who the hell’s team is he on?”
-Michael Mrucz on YouTube
by The Only Cody Ware Superfan September 11, 2022
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Jesus high

A wonderful, joyfilled peace and completely overwhelming sense of knowing and feeling the love of God envelope you. This often happens after meditating on God's Word/the Bible, singing praise or worship songs, or realizing and thanking God for all His goodness and the things He has carried you through. There is no better high like a Jesus high.
I used to be a pot head but then I finally quit because I got more into Jesus. He changed my life! Jesus highs are free and will not go away in Heaven! He really loves you, too, bro!
by I love rabbits January 9, 2022
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Mach Jesus

Someone Travelling so fast, that colliding with one small object will be fatal.
Tom Cruise was going Mach Jesus to avoid being late for the shoot.
by AlphaJPM September 15, 2022
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