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Weston Jake

Tall
Tats
Huge 🐓
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his 🐔
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
💔He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feel❤️ 🩹
💞I’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to him🖤
🍀I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. 💫
Don’t let Weston Jake slip through your fingers. Weston Jake, love that guy to the moon and back times infinity
by 1m Your Huckleberry February 6, 2022
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jake and miley

Jake and miley are one of the bests friends, if you are a jake or a miley. Try finding each other you won’t regret it.
Someone: omg they are such good friends how?
Y/n: bc they are jake and miley!
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Jake paul

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jake tapper

CNN host Jake Tapper is a milf
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Jake Paul

Word commonly used to address person with missing chromosomes.
A: Bro I Just subscribed to Joke Pool
B: What? you Jake Paul? Stabs him*
A: Benis. dies*
by Johnathan Wick January 28, 2021
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Jake paul

Someone who is terrible and literally the worst.
Man 1:that idiot is such a Jake paul

Jake paul:what the fuck did u say to me?
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jake landry

Jake landry is a funny guy with most likely lots of money. A jake landry will find a way to make sure everyone around him stays happy and okay, they won’t leave their friends behind even if they hurt him, leaving him very depressed often
I love that jake landry guy, he always lends me money when I’m in need.
by ScoopyPants February 16, 2021
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