Jack Hurley

A level 5 sex move when you have your girlfriend eat your ass in order to ejaculate.

Did you hear Bach got Jack Hurley'd at the hornswoggle meetup last night?

by Apdogod1 June 6, 2023

fat or jacked

A large male. stocky, bulky, roundish, someone resembling a meatball, but under that polo, is it fat..or is it intense muscle mass? Is this meatball man fat.. or jacked?

Girl 1: Yo, Josh is really cute! Don't you think?
Girl 2: Yea he's got a great smile.. but is he fat or jacked?

by Ishnala December 14, 2010

Jack-Stalling

The process by which one masturbates while inside a bathroom stall or similar enclosure; jacking it within a stall.

_ Hey man! Did you hear about Sherman?

/ Nah, what happened?

_ Last weekend his room mates heard him in the bathroom jack-stalling it.

/ Damn, man, thats hilarious!

by TheSuperviza February 24, 2009

Base Jacking

Masturbation performed exclusively at the base of ones penis.

Steph was base jacking her co-workers Craig and Jason that she developed carpal tunnel and had to file for workers comp.

by Brodie Staxxx July 6, 2019

Jack Murphy

Jack Murphy is the kind of guy that says he will chin wag your mum, but all he does is play with cocks on his ranch. He thinks he owns the place, but all he owns is a Mitsubishi triton.

Jack Murphy can take a hydraulic suck on a big fury testicle sack...
Go fuck yourself Murphy.

by HARVEYWIENSTIENISBLIND February 26, 2022

Jack-slapped

Slapped so hard you forgot everything you know, I.e., you don't know Jack..Jack-slapped

Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person A: Messing with the police.
Person 1: You're going to get Jack-slapped

by Nepuuuu January 1, 2020

dumping jack

the act of pooping on a females chest while jacking off

I took a dumping jack on Jane last night

by Defcon3 January 19, 2009