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space mile

A space mile is a unit of distance that is approximately the length that spans one minute of arc on the circumference of the observable universe, using any meridian.

Using the results found by Cornish et. al in the paper titled "Constraints on the Topology of the Universe: Extension to General Geometries" the length of a space mile is currently defined as being 13526301.703 ly or about 4147183 parsecs.
Man 1: "How long is a space mile?"
Man 2: "It is 13,526,301.703 light years long, or about as long as my space DICK!"
All: "OOOOH!"
by verisimilidude. December 28, 2015
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Office Space

When a person ties down another person and proceeds to shove office supplies into their ass until there is physically no more room; also a great movie
“She gave me an Office Space the other day, my asshole looks like a kiddy pool.”
by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020
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space burger

a burger made with all the sauces at your house. cause you high.
hey man I was so blazed out last night so told ma mom to make me a space burger.
by HighHighMan June 7, 2011
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Space Aids

by spAcEaiDS89 August 20, 2019
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shot in to space

a stratagy for dealing with:
the entire AOL Community, bigots, FOX executives, Daily Mail readers and who ever deceides to fills up two channels with horse racing every sunday.
by tranquil_demon August 27, 2003
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Space Coitus

1. Basically, a fancier way to say flying fuck.

2. When you are fucking in outer space.

3. An extended version of the word coitus most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.

4. When you don't care at all about something.
Daya : Dude, i don't give a space coitus about what you did to her. =.='''

Yu Chen : I just had space coitus with her while we were out off the atmosphere last week.

Daya : So, how was it ???

Yu Chen : Space coitus is very difficult in zero gravity, because you have no traction and you keep bumping against the walls.

Daya : Is it fun ?

Yu Chen : yeah, the faces give out more flush, legs are thinner cause there is less fluid there, the faces get puffier and the wrinkles go away.Women don't need bras cause nothing pulls their boobs down.

Daya : Good for you ,i bet you had space coitus with a doughnut too.

Yu Chen : Holy titty fuck, how did you know ?!?!?
by zingeraddict October 9, 2011
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Leave space for Jesus

The appropriate space between two people who are a couple. Usually anywhere betwen 3-5 meters.
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Mom: Remember to leave space for Jesus, honey!
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Tessa: Aww, look at Glen and Patricia's substantial Jesus-space.
Cameron: Yeah, they must have a lot of respect for each other
--
by jleinnnca November 29, 2010
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