shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

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NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery

norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*

by grpo January 30, 2025

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IMS

if memory serves

An alternative to IIRC, which takes one more letter to type and two more syllables to say.

The vote gaps in Michigan, Georgia, and Pennsylvania were each more than 100k, but then so were the number of voters erroneously removed from blue-district rolls, ims.

by WhatwasIsaying February 3, 2025

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im shifting

Accidentally recording yourself shifting to Zootopia

“Im shifting”

“Im shifting! Is that the magical city of Zootopia? Where every mammal can be anything they want.”

by stan twice or die February 13, 2025

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im shifting

Accidentally recording yourself shifting to Zootopia

“Im shifting!”

“I’m shifting! Is that the magical city of Zootopia? Where every mammal can be anything they want?”

by stan twice or die February 13, 2025

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IMS

if memory serves

A briefer way to say IIRC

IMS, she preferred a fuss being made of her birthday but not of Valentine's Day.

IMS, when this problem came up in the past, a shorter HDMI cable solved the problem.

IMS, this is the club I was told not to use a credit card in, if I didn't want to be double-charged for alcohol.

by WhatwasIsaying February 16, 2025

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