velvet hammer

A velvet hammer is a marketing tactic; a scheme wherein your customer gets his customers or suppliers to pay for the product you are selling.

Imagine that you are a publisher of specialty magazines. Your customers are large building contractors. You are attempting to sell a new prospect, United Residential Homes, the idea that they should publish a monthly magazine about their company. This will not cost United anything. You will sell advertising in the magazine to United's suppliers: plumbers, electricians, painters, interior decorators, etc. However, you expect United to call these suppliers and lean on them to cooperate with your salesmen. This is called the "velvet hammer."

by Stephen2 January 7, 2008

jack hammering

When having anal sex with a constipated woman, the man uses his erect penis to chip away the compacted fecal matter until full penetration is achieved, using a motion like that of a jackhammer.

Man, I gotta find a new girl. Everytime I go to fuck her in the ass, I spend half the night jack hammering!

by Mity J October 23, 2006

The Hebrew Hammer

While fucking a chick from behind the you donkey punch her in the back of the head. When she turns around to bitch at you because it hurt you circumcise yourself and throw the foreskin in her face. Upon doing that you yell OPAH!!! and run away. All of this is done whilst wearing a yamaka...(this can only be done once)

So last night i gave Shirley The Hebrew Hammer...obviously she's pissed at me.

by Lights On April 28, 2011

The Hammer

Nickname for pro bowler Fred Williamson and given because of the blow to the head style, clothesline, forearm chop that he brutalized other players with. A blow that was perpendicular to the surface of the Earth. In other words he would swing his arm like a Hammer, at his opponent thus braking their helmet. This move is no longer legal in pro football. Inducted into the Indiana Football Hall of Fame in 1996.

Green Bay will feel the wrath of The Hammer.

I'm gonna drop The Hammer on ya!

Fred "The Hammer" Williamson

by frmischaed April 21, 2006

butt hammers

when a particular individual laks the self awarness to complete a wipe, leaving small particles of poop clinging on the the tendriles of hair on the inside ones butt cheeks.

I wish i would have spent more time on the wipe, ive got a massive set of butt hammers right now.

by jonny lyford August 19, 2007

hammer and nail

A way of describing heavy metal couples Hammer the guy and nail the chick.

Hey man hows your nail doing?
Hey babe hows your hammer doing

by Moe Rocca December 12, 2004

hammered

(Females Only) When you are so drunk that you get a bloody nose for half an hour, and then wake up so horny you give the first guy you see a blowjob for 45 minutes

Man I L O V E it when the girls get hammered at after-prom

by the_ saint December 13, 2007