half born

To have to poop really bad. Turtle head or almost turtleing.

1) I have to go to the bathroom so bad! Man, this thing is half born!
2) Damn man, I didn't need to know that, go to the can!

by GavinT March 19, 2008

half-ass

When you sit on a seat with one cheek.

Damn, that guy there is real good at half-assing it!

by batshitcoffee September 17, 2019

half a s'more

When making s'mores and you don't have any chocolate you have only half a s'more

I got the graham crackers and the marshmallows but dammit I forgot the chocolate. I guess we'll have half a s'more.

by MunkySox June 3, 2004

Fifteen-and-a-half

The age that a girl is often most sexually appealing, but is 6 months too young to legally engage in intercourse (in Britain)

"She was fifteen-and-a-half, I mean what's six months? And she looked a lot older in that basque."

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

half-dime

Half of a dime is a nickle

Look at that, he has two half-dimes.

by Jymie February 15, 2006

half stock

When you're half way down from an erection. Contrast to half mast being half way up to an erection.

I finished fucking her and now I'm half stock.

by VTI December 3, 2006

Half-Life

A fairly good game that has seen one too many mods, hacks, and cheats. It's already shown its age despite its addictive gameplay.

Half-Life is still popular thanks to the Counter Strike mod.

by AYB April 1, 2003