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blam hammer

A Desert Eagle or any other kind of 50 Cal pistol
“Bro I was ridin out yesterday and almost got struck by a blam hammer man, Went right through the car and out the other side.”
Don’t be a pussy, it’s part of the game”
by BongBoy420 March 14, 2024
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hammer heading

the act of a male wearing a strap on(during a three some) attached to his buttox and thrusting his pelvis in a back and fort motion in order to simultaneously penetrate both females at once
I was with jordan and marlee and we got horny so I began hammer heading and all sexual tensions were relieved.
by hammerheadsharkdtx April 28, 2020
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Hammer

A hammer is a very good fisherman. This motherfucker will catch a bass in a puddle of rain water with half a vexan and a bag of culprits with 25lb Cajun line. A fisherman Truly beyond His time.

Also a very large bass caught by said hammer, named that only by hammer who caught said bass.
“Did you see Greg won the Wednesday nighter?”
“Greg didn’t fish it tho?”
“He still won”

“ Fuckin Hammer 😳👌🏼🔨”

“Did y’all see ole Carlton drop 40 lbs on the scale? Boys HPDI is blown tf Up and he still got er done 100yds by the ramp, can’t compete with that hammer”

*Hammer Boat flips 7 lber over the deck*

*Shouts “FAWKIN HAMMER RIT DER SON!”*
by DictionaryObass July 16, 2020
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Hammer hammer hammer hammer

To 'twerk' in an uncontrollable manner... a nearly hypnotic clapping motion of the gluteus maximu. Often, eyes are rolled back into head. Facial expression is one of utter hysteria.

If 'hammering' in the vertical position, feet placed firmly on the ground, then arms must be jutted out in front, post pivitolly axial to the gluteus and distal to the bonhomie. The hands overlap each other and point as far back as they can in relation to the arms. Elbows are almost always straight.

If in the inverted position, feet in the air or on an object (i.e. refrigerator or bobcat truck) and hands firmly on the ground, then the legs can either windmill wildly, or juxtapose the position of the arm and 'hammer hand position'.

The act of Hammer hammer hammer hammer is ALWAYS performed in the presence of upbeat ghetto beats and a firmly gripped stainless steal hammer. Cutout cardboard friends are optional.

Note: See definition for 'arm and hammer hand position'
Note: See definition for 'twerk'
Look at Tyler go, Hammer hammer hammer hammer!

What a great Hammer hammer hammer hammer Shasta has.
by Beedie Black November 21, 2013
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Reverse Hammer Style

When you proceed to slap yourself in the face with a plastic hammer to show that you want some abuse in a sexual way
Girl: mom why’s that older man looking at me?
Mother: oh it’s fine sweetie he just wants the reverse hammer style
by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022
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Hurricane Hammer

When she is sitting on your face and pulls her tampon out and hammers it on your forehead.
It was my first night with Emily and she hurricane hammered me.
by Kazrat March 18, 2022
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bush hammer

A tool used to hammer some bush. Usually made of a fleshy substance. Can be found in both erect & flaccid form.

Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.
"There it was staring me in the face; the legendary bush hammer. I feared for my genitals."
by Tracey the Unicorn November 9, 2017
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