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Goon

Keyboard Warrior Extraordinaire: An internet dweller dedicated to spreading anti-Semitic rants and railing against the state of Israel, typically while stationed in their parents' basement. They frequently throw around buzzwords like “Zionist agenda” and “global conspiracy,” yet never manage to back up their claims with actual facts.
"Don’t bother arguing with that Jew-hater goon. He’s just a keyboard warrior extraordinaire spouting nonsense about some Zionist agenda from his mom’s basement."
by BasedBeyondBelief January 4, 2025
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blue la-goon

Goon (aka casket wine, preferably fruity lexia/gordo) mixed with blue powerade of gatorade.
Hey ben, fang us the blue la-goon ya cunt.

*drinks blue la-goon*
by Bunk3r August 9, 2018
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flicker goon

When you goon so fast that it looks like your dick is flickering in and out of existence
Dude I just flicker gooned for seven seconds straight
by John McFakename June 3, 2024
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Goon Liquid

Goon Liquid is the byproduct of gooning. It usually arrives in form of white sticky substance after a gooning session.

It is very important to know that Goon Liquid is not the same as just cum or semen rather it's a form of it which is spawned after the ritual of Goon.
Jeff: Hey bro you haven't eaten anything in a while bro what u waiting for?
Steph: I only want your Goon Liquid.
by Marwan Neggazai May 6, 2025
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Goon Boom

when you goon so hard your cock explodes
1: bro last night i just goon boomed
2: who the fuck are you
by nba gay boy June 16, 2024
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Moon Gooning

Taking Peyote with a group of native Americans in the woods and edging until gooning.
Hey Jim want to go to the bar?

Sorry I can’t I’m going moon gooning with the natives.
by Moon gooner November 19, 2023
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